So last night I had a rather awesome dream. I had an epic battle with a fish, and lost my friend in the process. I was a ninja, my friend was a salt water loving goldfish, and we both weilded long, dull spears against our whitefish enemy.
The fight started in a grocery store, and we broke brooms and mops to fashion our spears. We headed to the fish aisle, where numerous aquariums lined the shelves, and the whitefish was there taunting us. I started the fight by shattering a large fresh water tank, and filling the aisle with water for us all to swim in. I then swam to the other end of the aisle and broke open a salt water tank, creating small bubbles of salt water that my goldfish friend could swim through to stay alive. When he swam through these salt water spots he also gained a sort of speed boost, and would rush the whitefish enemy and attack with amazing speed.
After a few of these speed attacks, my goldfish friend tired out the whitefish enough for me to land the finishing blow. I jabbed my spear at the whitefish, the dull end ruptured its scaly side, and killed it instantly. Once the fish was dead, the water in the aisle drained and left my goldfish friend flopping on the floor, gasping for water. Along with not being able to 'breathe' he had a gaping hole in his side from the fight. Hastily, I searched for a salt water tank to put him in, but I failed, and he died in my hands. I mourned for a while, then filled a cart with food, checked out.
At the register, I was greeted by a nice lady, and she quickly scanned all of my items and asked "cash or credit?" I replied with, "My fish just died" and she paid for my things for me. I then woke up to my alarm.
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