I went sky diving with Fergie last night. As I plummeted, we fell past a sky hotel, and Tech N9ne was on the balcony. we fell through clouds, which made it difficult to breathe, and hard to judge how far from the ground we were. As we came out of the last layer of clouds, we noticed that the ground was coming up quicker than we thought, and deployed our parachutes. Fergie's chute didn't open, and she plummeted through the forest, but managed to survive. I landed on the balcony of my hotel room, and was greeted by the rest of the Black Eyed Peas, and we waited for Fergie to get back. When she returned, her face was broken, and the Peas kicked her out of the band because she refused to get re-constructive surgery. Shortly after, I shook hands with the band members and drove away in a solid black Hummer.
I also dreamt that my mom came to visit me at my apartment. First thing we did when she arrived was totally clean the whole place. Once we finished, we made beef and mushroom soup (sounds nasty). We started by roasting a large amount of beef, and in a separate lasagna dish, we boiled noodles in a mushroom broth. As it cooked, we got ready for bed, and played with two random cats that showed up. The beef was done roasting, so we combined it with the noodles in the lasagna dish, and i placed the dish of soup under my pillow, so i could wake up and eat it in the middle of the night.
These were both probably the weirdest dreams I've had recently, and I have no clue where any of the subject matter from either dream came from. But apparently, Nyquil + Pokemon = weird dreams that are easily remembered.
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